Mark Twain Nominee
Half Upon a Time by James Riley
Jack wants nothing much to do with the adventuring that ends with rescuing a princess and living happily ever after. But a princess literally falls from the sky and lands in his lap. Except she's not really a princess, her shirt just reads 'punk princess.' Except she really is a princess, she is the grandaughter of Snow White. Whatever. I found this story chaotic and hectic and inconsistent. Hard to get through, and the end was very hard to swallow.